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So Guess What This Woman Did To A $30 Million Dollar Painting

Everyone’s a critic. This is Carmen Tisch, and she is apparently not a fan of abstract expressionism. Tisch was arrested in Denver on December 29th at the Clyfford Still Museum and is still being held for criminal mischief on a $20,000 bond.

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1. “A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching, SLIDING HER BUTTOCKS AGAINST A PAINTING WORTH $30 MILLION AND URINATING ON HERSELF.”

"A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching, SLIDING HER BUTTOCKS AGAINST A PAINTING WORTH $30 MILLION AND URINATING ON HERSELF."

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Carmen Tisch, disagrees strenuously with the essays of Clement Greenberg.

Source: msnbc.msn.com

2. “It doesn’t appear she urinated on the painting or that the urine damaged it, so she’s not being charged with that,” said Lynn Kimbrough, a spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney’s Office.

"It doesn't appear she urinated on the painting or that the urine damaged it, so she's not being charged with that," said Lynn Kimbrough, a spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.

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“1957-J-No. 2.,” the painting by Clyfford Still that was made more abstract by the expressionism of Carmen Tisch.

Source: denverpost.com

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