
Source: danmeth.com
An ascending scale of cinematic sandworms. It’s not the size of your Graboid, but how you use it.
No, seriously…this is the best comment thread in the history of BuzzFeed. Thank you, space worm authorities, for your impassioned and well-reasoned spacewormology.
Oh, also, and furthermore; what about this fucker? Where does he fit on your precious worm size chart? TOO BIG FOR YOU?????
NEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDS!!!!!! Also, give me a stillsuit and a couple of maker hooks and I could ride any of these fuckers, no matter how big they are.
Also, the Sarlacc doesn’t really count as a sandworm. It’s tongue/mouth/thingy looks like a sandworm, sure. But the actual body (*sigh* as shown in the expanded universe and in reference books. I’m so sorry) is more of a…fleshy…plant root thing. The point is it’s not worm-shaped and it can’t move.
It’s missing the smallest sandword - Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn. FAIL>>>
These seems…inaccurate to say the least. The sandworm in Beetlejuice is punched at one point, and in that scene it looks like it’s barely large enough to swallow a human whole, and even then it would be eating something as wide as it’s head. Sandworms in Dune, on the other hand, is described at one point in the book for having a mouth 80 meters wide. So…yeah. Not really to scale I guess.
This is fail, you are telling me that a worm that flew an entire space ship inside of is smaller than a worm that they rode around like a giant horse in “Dune”.
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