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Puppy Screams In Horror As It’s Nearly Devoured By A Vampire Woman

Not really. It’s just yawning and I’m sure that Maria Jose Cristerna (aka “The Vampire Woman,” aka “The Jaguar Woman”) is a loving dog owner.

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Maria Jose Cristerna, 36, a mother of four, tattoo artist and former lawyer, holds a puppy at her home in Guadalajara, Mexico, February 7, 2012. Cristerna, who is dubbed “Vampire Woman” but prefers to be identified as “Jaguar Woman”, had her first tattoo when she was 14 and decided to physically transform herself after having gone through 10 years of domestic violence in her first marriage.

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    • kristenf3   Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... and thinks it’s Cute, Mamma Mia! & Win  about a year ago
    • MarcusNyce thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is LOL  about a year ago
    • MsSkeet   Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N...  about a year ago
    • alexisp3 thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Cute  about a year ago
    • mariath a year ago

      If this was a photo of a dog yawning while being held by a “normal” person you’d just shrug it off as, you know, a dog yawning. But no. This woman is a freak, a disgrace, something even dogs, who have no sense of normalcy or abnormalcy when it comes to humans would fear.
      Dogs don’t get stressed around disfigured burn victims, for example. But obviously this dog is smart enough to understand body modification and react badly to it. Like you.  Please, take your prejudice and your hatred and shove them up your ass.

    • Shannon T. a year ago

      Chrissyg3 - That dog is absolutely stressed. Dogs who yawn when they are tired are doing so when they are relaxed. This dog is not, and as far as “normalcy” of course this dog can tell that this human does not look like countless others. Furthermore, if you knew anything about dog behavior, you’d know that dogs react with calming signals/displacement behavior such as yawning when they have a difficult time reading the signals that we communicate via our facial expressions. This is the premise why some dogs bark at or react negatively to black people. It is not because they are racist at all but because they have a more difficult time reading the communicative signals emitted by darker facial features.  Also, even if it wasn’t the woman’s horrific appearance that has the dog stressed, the position he is being held in is abnormal for a dog. No dog yawns out of being tired while being held like that. Tell you what, when you go to many years of school & come out with a post graduate degree in canine behavior & communication, and then become a certified professional dog trainer like I am, then you can dictate what that dog is trying to communicate to the person holding him.

    • johnt20 thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is OMG & Win  about a year ago
    • friterad thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Ew & WTF  about a year ago
    • matthewb35 thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is LOL  about a year ago
    • daylanseid thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Ew  about a year ago
    • vikka   Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... and thinks it’s Ew & Fail  about a year ago
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    • vikka a year ago

      I’m sorry, but disfigurating yourself into a monster is not something I’m very fond of.

    • shanteld thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Win & Cute  about a year ago
    • Emily G. thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is WTF  about a year ago
    • chrissyg3 a year ago

      That dog is not stressed. Dogs don’t have a sense of “normalcy” like people. This dog has no clue that this woman doesn’t conform to what society has said she should look like.
      Maybe you should stop for a second and realize that dogs sometimes yawn just because that’s what they do!

    • lizzl thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is LOL  about a year ago
    • Shannon A thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is LOL  about a year ago
    • lulur thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Cute  about a year ago
    • emilyh16   Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... and thinks it’s Ew & Mamma Mia!  about a year ago
    • miny thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is WTF  about a year ago
    • Kimberly Truth thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Mamma Mia!  about a year ago
    • spotix a year ago

      There’s always one “animal psychologist” on articles like this telling us how they know the animal is in distress.

    • BurnRed   Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... and thinks it’s Ew  about a year ago
    • SkelIy thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is LOL  about a year ago
    • nomejuzgues thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is LOL  about a year ago
    • Floobity thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Cute  about a year ago
    • ozana thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is OMG  about a year ago
    • Em0987654321 thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Ew  about a year ago
    • DaysWasted thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is LOL & Cute  about a year ago
    • rosyp a year ago

      I think the way she chose to deal with her emotions is kind of self-destructive. But if she likes the way she looks then more power too her

    • kmdonohoo thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is Ew  about a year ago
    • Floobity a year ago

      She is beautiful.

    • goatodoom thinks Puppy Screams In Horror As It's N... is WTF, Mamma Mia! & LOL  about a year ago
    • Shannon T. a year ago

      This doesn’t surprise me. Yawning in dogs is a displacement behavior to signal that they are stressed.
      I would be too.

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