• HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.

  • STRAUSS: Which guy?

  • HILTON (points to an actor in “Saving Private Ryan”): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?

  • STRAUSS: How black does a guy have to be?

  • HILTON: One percent is enough for me.