One Direction Peed On By Koala, Are Afraid They Have Chlamydia

Everything about that headline is dead serious. One Direction were on tour in Australia when Liam Payne and Harry Styles took the opportunity to cuddle with a koala named Kat. Kat urinated on the boy crooners, which become worrisome when they discovered 80% of koalas have the STD chlamydia.

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But don’t worry…transmission to humans is extremely unlikely. Maybe licking a furry bag of chlamydia wasn’t the best idea, Harry Styles.

“I’m genuinely scared. This is worrying. I’d have never picked the thing up if I’d known.” — Potentially Chlamydia-Infected Member Of One Direction, Liam Payne.

3. The Incident Presumably Looked Something Like This

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