One Direction Peed On By Koala, Are Afraid They Have Chlamydia
Everything about that headline is dead serious. One Direction were on tour in Australia when Liam Payne and Harry Styles took the opportunity to cuddle with a koala named Kat. Kat urinated on the boy crooners, which become worrisome when they discovered 80% of koalas have the STD chlamydia.
But don’t worry…transmission to humans is extremely unlikely. Maybe licking a furry bag of chlamydia wasn’t the best idea, Harry Styles.
“I’m genuinely scared. This is worrying. I’d have never picked the thing up if I’d known.” — Potentially Chlamydia-Infected Member Of One Direction, Liam Payne.
3. The Incident Presumably Looked Something Like This
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AdventureNeckbeard a year agoUh huh, this was a lucky “cover up” for them. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
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captainjenneger a year agoI’m sure they probably had chlamydia long before any innocent marsupials became involved.
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zombiebait a year agoThat kid in the first pic looks like Alex from clockwork orange. Teen girls are attracted to this? That koala probably peed because it was scared for its life.
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