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Insane Investment Banker E-Mail, Presented By American Psycho

Excerpts from the alternately hilarious and horrifying e-mail from a jilted investment banker to a woman who would not go on a second date with him, presented by Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. Read the whole, sad thing here. Typos and creepy stalker language are all his.

 
 
          
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