Why are they always such horrible color combinations?

I'd never be able to get my cat to wear that.

Torture Garden, anyone? This is not particularly radical in terms of what she's wearing, if you're familiar with fetish culture… but the setting is fucking hilarious. XD

My eye, my friggin eye…

Yep. Almost positive that this will be in the next Gaga music video.

I know what I'm getting grandma..

Built-in flotation devices in case you're not a strong swimmer!