Human Train Wreck Gives 7-Year-Old Daughter Voucher For Liposuction

    Sarah Burge, plasticine monster who barely passes for a biological organism, has given her 7-year-old-daughter Poppy a voucher for cosmetic surgery. Again. This time it was a voucher for lipo worth nearly nearly $11,000, given as a Christmas gift. Because Santa thinks this adorable child is fat and ugly.