Chris Brown Has A Shockingly Awful New Pick Up Line

Pardon me while I go vomit for the next five days. A woman told US Magazine that Chris Brown (allegedly) used this line on her at a Grammys party. Add this to the list. posted on February 16, 2012 at 9:57am EST

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shoeboxman a year ago

You mean a hip-hop artist with a history of domestic violence said something misogynist? Where’d that come from?
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Scott W. a year ago

Don’t hate, that line works. Try it next time my hand to God you’ll be lining up bitches for days!
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PLEASE, DISAPPEAR, SUCKER!!!
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it’s awful, but I definitely thought of this song.
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amandam54 a year ago

Ew. He is disgusting.
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GroovyMe a year ago

Sadly, I can believe he’d be stupid enough to say this. But I don’t think it’s true either.
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sharkfighter a year ago

Oops.
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Big Baby Jones a year ago

Chris Brown at a party:
“I’m gonna go hit on that chick. Get it? Eh? Hit on cause I….” I can totally imagine his dumbass saying this.
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Patrick a year ago

True or not, can he just get repeatedly run over by a bus already?
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k94 a year ago

I’m calling fake, because I have seen a lot of photoshops in my time and I can tell from some of the pixels.
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David G. a year ago

I’m also calling fake, unless I see the actual source.
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