Oh, and that it’ll shrink you down three sizes and repeated use will make your boobs bigger. Truly magical!

The translation is basically what you think it is. “2 sizes up, slims waist, look beautiful, etc”, but the “move fat from your middle to your bosom” is the best.

I, of course, could not understand anything they said, but I swear I heard the announcer say “Boobzilla.”

Need one now

Wasn’t this video posted a while ago?

bweep. bweep.

That is the best boobs sound effect ever.

So it’s an reverse corset? :/ Anyways I want one.

That was the most mesmerizing thing I have ever seen.

Someone make these in plus sizes and shower me with them. NOW.

It’s all fun ‘n’ games until you have to get naked with a guy. …Or it’s laundry day.

So it turns tummy fat into boobs? WHAT IS THIS VOODOO MAGIC?

!Me (fuggin)gusta!

I have no idea what it is SUPPOSED to do and yet I watched the whole thing. I laughed through most of it. @_@ I sort of want to buy one. Damned hypnotic commercials.

I hope it makes that noise when you tighten it like that.

I have a few of these… In English, they’re called “Corsets”.

For the Love of Breasts someone make .gifs of these.

0:37 device magically teleports lipid cells from abdomen to breasts. And we wonder why China’s economy is doing so much better than ours.