Bristol Palin is a model for abstinence. She always abstains until the next time she spreads her legs for some guy.

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So these are the role models? The people who have pull with the younger generation? Oh no.

This is actually not too bad on the abstinence/safe sex thing, since at least they mention safe sex and condoms and not JUST abstinence. It’s still annoying though

Here’s the real situation. Bristol Palin already had a situation with another guy that caused her to have a situation. Obviously, she did not like that situation, because she created this situation with the situation. So the real situation is that Bristol Palin is trying to tell people that her situation sucked, so as to influence people not to end up in her situation, because that situation is really difficult. What will be unfortunate is when Bristol has to explain the situation to the result of her previous situation - her child - that she does not regret the result of the situation, but the situation itself. Then she will have to explain the situation to the counterpart of her situation - whoever she had sex with - that their situation was not a mistake, but it was just too early in their lives for such a situation to occur. Either way, this situation is extremely difficult. Unless of course she decides against both of these situations and hooks up with the situation to create another situation, but this time use the magnums to avoid the previous situation.

I’m suing them both for 1:45 of my life back… that was painful to watch

anyone else notice that bristol appears to be gaining weight on dancing with the stars while everyone else says they lose weight when they do that show?

i hate the situation, but at least he’s the one being honest with himself here…

Holy shit this could work as a pro abortion PSA too…Imagine one of your kids turning out saying “situation” all the damn time…or being like Bristol who is a hypocrite because how are you gonna say be abstinent when you got knocked up by a dude named Levi.

Could we have a couple non-idiots promoting abstinence instead? These dumbasses are giving those of us who are waiting for marriage a bad name.

I like abstinence. I mean, it has abs in it. LOL whoever wrote this is a genius. And I used to hate the Situation but he’s growing on me. This made me love him a little bit :)

I care about this nonsense like Bristol Palin cared about her abstinence…

I think the whole no sex before marriage thing stops once you’ve already had sex before marriage…and had the kid to prove it.

I hate to use the word again, but…is this situation supposed to be realistic? who just starts having a conversation like this after a horrible pick up line?

How does she know what it’s like to be a teen parent if she’s practicing abstinence?

I want to throw a wrench at him.

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING SITUATION.