Aww man! I really thought I was going to make the list this year. I swore I had less influence than January Jones. This whole thing is rigged.

So…if these are the 10 least influential people of 2011, then I'd like to know what I did to become more influential than a woman whose hat became a meme.

Ed Schultz? Are you high? Yes, Gavon, you must be ridiculously high, or wait. You must have had a concussion, jesus Gavon, I'm terribly sorry, don't fall asleep, you need to stay awake and get to a hospital, it is important to treat brain injuries as soon as they happen. GO MAN! Get to the got-damn hospital! Don't sit there reading comments! You are wasting valuable time!

I completely forgot about the Mowery sisters. WTF did they do to GQ?

I literally have no idea why Bono is on this list. Actually, I don't know why anyone is on this list. Did the writer of this article feel under appreciated for something?

Place arbitrary list here and presume to give it any importance whatsoever.

What are you talking about! One time, I saw Tim Pawlenty wearing army pants and flip flops, so I wore army pants and flip flops.

Take that, Mowery sisters! It's about time someone took them down a peg.

c'mon T-Paw is comedicaly influencial

Tim Pawlenty is just waiting for the other GOP candidates to destroy themselves before he steps back in.