What he actually said: “We’re ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy and all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference.”
What she said: “And you’re going to teach me to read that.”
3. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.
What he said: “A wizard. And a thumping good one I’d wager, once you train up a little.”
5. The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.
What she said: “But you will always be Brodie girls.”
7. Rob Roy (again).
What he said: “Leave the blade be, Sir, this is not your quarrel.”
What he said: “False face must hide what the false heart doth know.”
What he said: “Who taught you that technique - a frigging cheese maker?”
13. Rabbie Burns’ Tam O’Shanter.
What he said: “When chapmen billies leave the street.”
15. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
What he said: “Where’s my money?”
16. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
What she said: “We and our guests gather in the Great Hall for a night.”