Discovered on a hilltop in Tuscany, raised by a pack of cards, died at 12, resurrected at 14.
Wrote, Directed and Starred in
'Superfuckers presents Anal Sexplosions 9: Take the Rear".
Founded the Heaven's Gate cult. Sold it for a beer.
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