Why Meteorology Is Paris Hilton’s True Calling

She hasn’t had her own TV show since 2011,, but perhaps she just hasn’t found her passion. Which is why she should totally consider being a TV meterologist.

1. She has a knack for it already

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2. Her wardrobe is tailored exclusively to the role

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3. She has an acute expertise in Thermodynamics

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4. And an ability to explain complex topics for the viewer

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5. Like dew points

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6. Or like the dangers of global climate change

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7. And how it effects the local fauna

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8. But her greatest strength is no doubt how she can capitalize on visual aids

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9. For example, this interactive display of cumulonimbus cloud movements

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10. Or this demonstration of how to take shelter from a storm

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11. She also has a keen understanding of stratospheric high pressure weather systems

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12. Including the jet stream

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13. Don’t underestimate her ability to adapt to rapidly fluctuating weather conditions

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14. Or her ability to calmly break the news of impending disaster

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15. Because she’s never alarmed

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16. She’ll even make sure you’re wearing the proper protective eyewear for any weather occasion

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17. Paris Hilton would make the most perfect weather girl there ever was. After all, who can argue with her meteorological philosophy?

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18. But alas, even the routine of a TV meteorologist is probably too simple life for her.

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