I need new friends!
I need new friends!
“Mom, can I call you back?” Best line ever!!!! LOL
Definitely Presidential material… not
So nice to see Congress playing (and likely being paid) while hard working Federal employees are being furloughed without any pay … classy.
#M86 great minds!
As the old saying goes “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…”
Say what you will about who’s right/wrong, but I’ll bet he never does that again!!! Total win!!!
Also, don’t forget to thank the person that holds the door for you!
Wow, how ugly were the people she called ugly? That little girl is very hard on the eyes!
Chicago… Milwaukee’s largest suburb! Haha, JK… love you FIBs (Friendly Illinois Buddies) and that amazing city! Chicago Rocks!!!
#34 get the fuck out of the left lane unless you’re passing!
These people are monsters and sympathy is the last thing they deserve. Put a bullet in their heads and focus on helping the victims to heal…
Real issue here is WTF is up with her finger?
If its legal and on her own time, who gives a fuck what she’s doing? And yes, if she’s a good teacher, i wouldn’t care if my kids were in her classroom.
And I thought my boss was a douche!
I may have to break my diet and head over to lou malnati’s this weekend!
I have a sign that says this fuck deserves to be beaten into a coma… Thank you First Amendment.
Better than being duct-taped to the ceiling and scribbled on with makers i guess!
This pos deserves to be beaten into a coma and I’m gonna make a shirt that says so!
Looks more like a tan gran!
Omfg get over it! Every mom I know would be doubled over laughing at this!
Tiny Ditka vs sinkhole… who wins?
If he realllllly loved you, he would have used heated socks! LOL
Really epicurious??? A f*cking 10 year old would find these insensitive…
You had me until #29… it’s soda! ;-)
Uuuuuugh, just shoot me…
Not at all creepy…
All of these!!!
I can relate to every single one of these at least once per week!
WTF… is he wearing “manties?”
They have electricity in SC now? Fanceee…
Once again I’m embarrassed to live in Wisconsin. Thanks you ignorant uneducated pos.
Please sir… do not breed.
I’d rather people farted around me instead of smoking… at least I can get a laugh from a really good rip!
Wearing jeans with pink heals is also generally frowned upon when pumping gas…
Just wait for that metabolism to slow down… she’ll be the spokesperson for weight watchers someday!