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Jailhouse Santa smoking a questionable cigar:
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This woman who clearly isn't getting what she wants for Christmas:
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This guy who didn't live to see the next holiday:
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This incredibly confused holiday cow:
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Something very weird is about to go down with this Christmas cracker:
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This pirate holiday on LSD:
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A rastafarian Santa who's clearly unamused:
8.
Santa's creepy nephew who prefers to deliver gifts shirtless:
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This woman who let her holiday shopping go to her head:
10.
This kid who's ready to kick some reindeer ass:
11.
This woman who is totally you after visiting the family for the holidays:
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And this bad Santa who spent all his holiday cash on booze and pizza: