1. They teach us how to put on shoes
2. They teach us the importance of keeping our drinks with us at all times at parties
3. How to tell when food is no longer edible
4. How to use a trampoline
5. How to take a relaxing bath
6. How to open a can of soda
7. They teach us how to improve on our combo moves
8. How to walk without falling when you’re drunk
9. How to build a toy helicopter
10. And lastly, how yo wear a hat…the proper way
Here Are The Top Stories
- The U.S. government is investigating possible unlawful coordination by some airlines to keep prices high ✈️
- U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Cuba later this summer for the opening of a U.S. embassy there.
- Mozambique implemented a new criminal code that removes a colonial-era law criminalizing homosexuality.