26 Things On Etsy You Need To Buy Right Now

For example, a pizza-shaped sleeping bag.

1. Stackable House Rings

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$23.

2. Calligraphy Cake Topper

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$70, from FrancisandFrancis.

3. A French Fry Print Bustier

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$55, from ShowboatClothing.

4. Fast-Food Pasties

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$45 from My Delilah.

'Cause that french fry crop top was just way too modest.

5. Heart Cutout Shoes

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Believe it or not, they're VINTAGE. $38.

6. Spice Girls Polaroid Camera

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SPICE-STAGRAM!!! $35.

7. "Balance" Bookshelf

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$200.

8. "Even Artichokes Have Hearts" Pencils

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$4 from The Carbon Crusader.

9. Pizza Sleeping Bag with Optional Vegetable Topping Pillows

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$200. Pricey but essential.

10. "Whatever" Bunting

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$60.

Celebrate the holidays or something.

11. Gummy Worm Scented Soap

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A universally perfect gift. $7.95.

12. Vegetable Gift Wrap

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$10.67.

13. Earl Grey Lip Balm

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$4.50.

14. Snack-Food Printed Purse

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Vintage Nicole Miller, y'all. $75.

15. Suggestive Panties

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$15.

16. Patterned Paint Rollers

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$19.

17. Justin Timberlake Middle School Tank

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$17.

18. Cat Daisy Barrettes

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$6 for 2.

19. Everything Bagel Greeting Card

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$5.50.

20. Sprinkle Print Leggings

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8-year-old you is freaking out right now. Present day you is freaking out right now. $68.

21. Personalized Leather Dog Backpack

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To hold all of your dog's hopes and dreams. $118.

22. Cupcake String Lights

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$46.

23. Pee Wee Herman Hat

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Your street cred is about to fly through the roof. $36.

24. Watermelon Stud Earrings

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$4.40.

25. The "Life" Calendar

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$13.

26. Tiny Crown Pin

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The perfect way to let your child know she's a princess without inflating her ego too much. $9.