What Has Made You Laugh So Hard, It Hurt?

Here's my story. I haven't laughed this hard since.

In art school, I was sitting in class while our instructor was giving us individual critiques.

I saw someone waving at the corner of my eye. I look at the hallway and see this girl, pointing and mouthing "MO-NI-CA".

I look over and Monica is like 5 people away from me. I looked back at her like "Really?" And she silently begged, "Please?"

So I do my best Liz Lemon eye-roll and tap on Mike's shoulder who taps on Stephanie's shoulder who taps on Alan's shoulder who taps on some other dude's shoulder who finally gets to Monica.

They all point to me and Monica looks at me. Then I point to the girl in the hallway thinking, "This better be a message from God."

Then suddenly, this girl throws her fist back as though she's about to pitch a fastball. She steps into a lunge and furiously thrust her middle finger into the air, holding it there for a good 3 seconds. And then runs off.

The instructor was too busy talking, but the student being critiqued looked back at me when spit spewed out of my mouth like a long, wet fart. Poor girl probably thought I was laughing at her project.

I tried to stop, but it was like quicksand. The harder I fought, the more I laughed. I was crying so hard, some of my classmates thought I was upset.

My insides were hurting and I couldn't breathe. I kept thinking, "Somebody call the cops and arrest that bitch for murder because I'm DYING right now!"

Thankfully, I survived. But that's not a bad way to go out.

What has made you laugh so hard, it hurt?