15 Ridiculous Celebrity Couple Nicknames That Could’ve Been

Not every celeb couple can be a Brangelina, but we can still reminisce right? Check out these surprising couples of yesteryear.

1. Nortney = Edward Norton + Courtney Love

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They’re just a fight club waiting to be loved.

2. J. Chara = J.C. Chasez + Tara Reid

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The early ’00s were a wild ride, friends.

3. Staula = John Stamos + Paula Abdul

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Karaoke with them must have been unbearable.

4. Mima = Mila Kunis + Macaulay Culkin

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5. Milexis = Milo Ventimiglia + Alexis Bledel

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Alright, raise your hand if you miss Gilmore Girls. Anybody?

6. Goslock = Ryan Gosling + Sandra Bullock

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Sandra was Ryan’s choice for Miss Congeniality.

7. Parnick = Paris Hilton + Nick Carter

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It’s like high school all over again!

8. Jathy = Jack Black + Kathy Griffin

A funny thing called… Jathy.

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9. Bjoldie = Bjork + Goldie

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If only they wore matching swan costumes too…

10. Marodna = Madonna + Dennis Rodman

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Rodman could rock any of Madonna’s looks. No question.

11. Lil’ BIG = Lil’ Kim + Notorious BIG

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Big or small, love can be shared with all.

12. Mos Depp = Kate Moss + Johnny Depp

Mos Depp-iently.

13. ManMan = Uma Thurman + Gary Oldman

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Behind every great Thurman, there’s an Oldman.

14. Couliette = Dave Coulier + Alanis Morissette

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It’s rumored that Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughta Know” is about Dave Coulier.

15. Ashtonuary = Ashton Kutcher + January Jones

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There was a ton of “mad men” when they were a couple.

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