1. Nortney = Edward Norton + Courtney Love
They’re just a fight club waiting to be loved.
2. J. Chara = J.C. Chasez + Tara Reid
The early ’00s were a wild ride, friends.
3. Staula = John Stamos + Paula Abdul
Karaoke with them must have been unbearable.
4. Mima = Mila Kunis + Macaulay Culkin
5. Milexis = Milo Ventimiglia + Alexis Bledel
Alright, raise your hand if you miss Gilmore Girls. Anybody?
6. Goslock = Ryan Gosling + Sandra Bullock
Sandra was Ryan’s choice for Miss Congeniality.
7. Parnick = Paris Hilton + Nick Carter
It’s like high school all over again!
8. Jathy = Jack Black + Kathy Griffin
A funny thing called… Jathy.
Courtesy of Kathy Griffin via Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin.
9. Bjoldie = Bjork + Goldie
If only they wore matching swan costumes too…
10. Marodna = Madonna + Dennis Rodman
Rodman could rock any of Madonna’s looks. No question.
11. Lil’ BIG = Lil’ Kim + Notorious BIG
Big or small, love can be shared with all.
13. ManMan = Uma Thurman + Gary Oldman
Behind every great Thurman, there’s an Oldman.
14. Couliette = Dave Coulier + Alanis Morissette
It’s rumored that Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughta Know” is about Dave Coulier.
15. Ashtonuary = Ashton Kutcher + January Jones
There was a ton of “mad men” when they were a couple.