12 Ways To Talk Like A Mafioso Every Day

Ey Boss, you think you're mobbed up? You think you're some sort of Don? Seems to me like you're more of a babbo than a goon. If you want to hang with the mob, you have to walk and talk like the mob. Here's your first lesson courtesy of G-Thing, you better take notes or you're gonna get straightened out.

1. Stugots [stoog-awts]

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(n.) – testicles

2. Juice

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(n.) - respected credibility on the street

3. Mustache Pete

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(n.) - an old style mob boss who is set in their own ways (does not like change)

4. Bag

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(v.) - to be intimate with

5. Goomah [goomah]

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(n.) - a mistress/girl on the side

6. College life

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(n.) - jail time

7. Madonn’

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(n.) - surprise or bewilderment

8. Facia bruta [fatch-ah broot-ah]

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(adj.) - ugly face

9. Drop

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(v.) - to knock over in a fight

10. Mortadella

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(n.) - loser

11. Babbo

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(n.) - an idiot

12. In the wind

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(adj.) - on the run hiding from the law

For the complete breakdown on how to talk the talk like a real mobster, check out G-Fella's mob dictionary.

And don't forget to check out G-Thing, Saturdays at 11/10C on Fuse!