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  • Deadly Time Vortex Appears Over Antarctica

    During April 2001 one of the world’s great secrets was revealed: an ancient structure or apparatus that lay encased miles under the hard Antarctic ice was detected by a roving spy satellite. The US military immediately moved to quash the reports and the mainstream news media dutifully complied. Despite the news blackout, reports still surfaced that a secretive excavation project had commenced on the heels of the discovery. Some European countries formally protested the excavation by the US military. Read the full story here View Image ›

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  • The Top 5 Mad Scientists In The World

    The term “mad scientist” conjures up images of Dr. Frankenstein in his laboratory trying to reanimate the macabre quilt that was Frankenstein’s Monster. While Dr. Frankenstein and modern day “mad scientists” may not have much in common, they do share one passion: pushing the boundries of accepted science. We call them “mad scientists” here not because they are crazy and share insane delusions, but because they pursue what most scientists would call “pseudosciences”…

    Funny Patrol 3 years ago respond

  • A List Of 28 Things That Will Make You Think That There Is Something Seriously Wrong With This Country

    Just like during the declining years of the Roman Empire, most people that live in the U.S. are spoiled, decadent and completely addicted to entertainment. In fact, 63 percent of Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 cannot find Iraq on a map and 90 percent of Americans in that same age group cannot find Afghanistan on a map. We’ve got a lot of work to do.

    Funny Patrol 3 years ago respond

  • Fukushima Radiation Creating Monster-Mutant Animals

    No, the mutated animals will not be giant radioactive ants or grasshoppers like 1950s monster movies. But they can be terribly mutated monstrosities with DNA horribly twisted by nuclear poisoning. Things of horror emerged from the southwestern desert after the early atomic tests by the U.S. military. Although much was hushed up, some of the mutated terrors leaked into scientific reports of the time. Russian scientists discovered first hand the nuclear nightmare world of mutants in the months following the Chernobyl disaster. Although the radioactive plume drifted around the world, the most severe impact was seen in the region of the reactor and adjacent countryside. Not only plants and animals, but humans too were mutated. That’s right - this story is NOT a hoax…

    Funny Patrol 3 years ago 1 response

  • 7 Planetary Disasters That May Kill You

    It’s hard enough to live without a world catastrophe spoiling your whole day. But what can you do? Mother Earth’s thrown everything it has at life for millions of years. Just when you thought it was safe to go outside some new disaster hits. And nowadays it seems the disasters are bigger, more frequent, and creeping closer, ever closer. After seeing what may be in store for all of us it might make you wish you could just live in peace—say on the Moon.

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  • The 10 Greediest People of 2010

    They came, they saw, they took it all. Welcome to the world where thieves have no honor, and those who hone their talents hammering the rest of us are lavishly rewarded. Hard times can be good times — for the aggressively avaricious.

    Funny Patrol 3 years ago respond

  • Fred the Raver Aka Freddy Screwface

    We really don’t think we can put it any better than a commenter at YouTube: “…he understands something that not many kids do,and even some older people such as yourself. how to show appreciation for a dirty bass pattern via the art of screwface.”

    Funny Patrol 4 years ago respond

  • Basil Marceaux: The Next Governor of Tennessee

    They say art communicates that which cannot be said with words. If that’s the case, then what are words which cannot communicate what is being said? Or, rather, what is communicated by words that cannot say anything? Well, anyway, only Basil Marceaux–or, rather, Basil Marceauxdotcom–Tennessee Republican candidate for governor knows. Here he is in his own “words.” Have a nice day.

    Funny Patrol 4 years ago respond

  • Iggy the IPad Using Cat

    Hey, iPads are a hot topic. And cats are cute. We’re not too proud to admit that we’re jumpin’ on Iggy’s bandwagon. If you watch it on Funny Patrol, we’ll show you other cute cat videos, too.

    Funny Patrol 4 years ago respond

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