This will change nothing in Washington. They didn’t pass gun control when twenty white suburban children were murdered. They didn’t even pass gun control when one of their own members was shot through the head. And they’re sure not gonna pass gun control because some assholes shot up a Mother’s Day parade in NOLA.  Tragic, all around.

That might be the ugliest MLB ballpark I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been to Old Comiskey!

All ye knaves take heed, for Sir Charles speaketh the truth!

Why yes, I’d love a cookie! And a deep dish pizza that isn’t Giordano’s ;)

Giordano’s is probably the weakest deep dish in Chicago. Many better options: Malnati’s, Uno, Pequod’s, Gino’s East, Art of Pizza (and many more) are all superior.

Yes. But given the state of the world in 1936, he was almost horribly correct.

I’m sure the Kardashians have been in grease plenty of times before.

Incredibly talented future heartbreaker.

Wait, this article isn’t about Fred Armisen’s ridiculous new hat? My bad.

That’s too bad. It’s one the very best things he’s ever done.