My dog is the complete opposite of this post. If I wake up you early she’ll lady across me to keep me in bed or she’ll bury her face in the pillows and go back to sleep. No one told her 2 year old German Shepherds are supposed to be high energy.

Yeah you forgot Todd and the book of pure evil. It’s having an animated movie made but it just won’t be the same…

The “inventor” of 29 has never been to portillos cause that’s already a thing.

When they said beavers would be good at making anything that needed a spatula they were implying it’s bridge beavers have a flat tail that can be used as a tool. Get it? It’s funny. You get it right? Guys?

Dodger is the coolest. You left out on your list the reason dodger is so Fucking cool is because he’s Billy Fucking Joel! It’s kinda my favorite movie ever.

Damn it buzzfeed! Now even you are rubbing piebald ball pythons in my face? I want one so bad…

I did not watch this video as it sounded stupid. I did however see a post about bacon and got excited to skip straight to the comment section to read whiney vegans bitching about murder and whatever else vegans bitch about. Thanks vegans, you didn’t let me down.

That’s everybody! I wouldn’t have known it was crochet not knitting if 3 people didn’t say something!

You only hate pandas because they’re so great they remind you if how hard you suck.

This person has clearly never met a German Shepherd…