Dear Olive Garden,
Welcome to Dumpsville.
Population: You

Olive Garden Did Not Pull Ads- NY TIMES .

Now I have another reason besides your horrible food not to eat there.

Dear Olive Garden Management, Your political ideology is about as authentic and appetizing as your ‘Italian’ ‘food’.

Dear Olive Garden, Just when I thought God had left America, it turns out he had just popped in for dinner at one of your nearly 700 identical locations around the country. Your stance is as strong as spic-ay pasta ah-sauce (italian accent). God bless,
Brian

Olive Garden, the preferred “I”talian restaurant of conservative wingnuts

Dear Olive Garden,
You have limp breadsticks.
-Alex

Olive Garden serves bad pasta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1QPzcOo1mw&feature=channel_page

Dear Olive Garden, thank you for reminding me why I don’t go to Olive Garden….

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Dear Olive Garden,
Did ya see the size of the crowd of picketers outside Letterman’s show (uh…40 at the most-nut jobs at that!)? Uh, did ya see the landslide that was the result of the last presidential election? Your food is an over priced attempt at quality Italian food; and given the current state of the economy you probably should want all of the business you can get! Letterman is a legend and he is human. Who among us has not told a joke that was in bad taste and later regretted it? He apologized. Move-on or your customers will…there is nothing more to see here!

Dear Olive Garden, Good thing you pulled your ads from Letterman, coz now you’re getting a ton of free publicity on the webz. Suckaz!

Dear Olive Garden,  Big mistake. Luvya,
Matt

Dear Olive Garden, You can’t stop 14-year-olds in your kitchens from jizzing in the alfredo sauce, but it’s good to know that you’ve taken a stand against jizzing in 14-year-olds. Thank you.

Dear Olive Garden,
Thank you for removing your ads. Now I won’t have to be reminded that I hate Olive Garden. Insincerely,
Jake

Dear Olive Garden,
Rich people (republicans) don’t eat your stuff anyway. Who are you trying to please?
Pick your battles.

heh, don’t want to piss off your customer base.

Just make sure those balls come with unlimited salad and breadsticks

Dear Olive Garden, Thanks so much for taking a moral stance against a David Letterman joke almost two weeks after the fact. Your reaction time is almost as quick as your service!