1.
You can justify midnight munchies when it’s free.
2.
It’s only brain food if it’s free.
3.
When you save money, procrastination is completely justifiable!
And, hey, you might learn something in the process.
4.
It is not the freshman 15; it is just preparation for winter.
5.
Free food means more money for other things.
6.
Why spend all of your time on Tinder when…
7.
Free food speaks in ways that words cannot.
Especially when bribed with Chipotle.
8.
Change your club event attendance from this
9.
When you spend so much on tuition,
You are entitled to eat your tuition’s worth in free food.
10.
Higher BMI, lower debt = less chance of becoming a stripper.
11.
More incentive to learn about your college by attending events you wouldn’t have known about (or have cared to know about).
12.
Pizza ALWAYS tastes better when it’s FREE.
13.
Free food makes all Mondays bearable.
14.
$7.99 for Netflix; $0 for food.
15.
No more excuses about why you missed the free food!!!
And you know what time the free food event is at.
But the free food finder is already HERE !!!!!!!