I must be old because none of this is the best of anything. Gross.

Fair enough.

Your kind is not wanted around here. We come here for fun. I realize you don't know what that means but to give you an example, it's the exact opposite of what you are. Hope that helps.

If you need a few bucks to replace your much-needed Xanax, I'll totally help out.

Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.

Set to a Streisand song. Figures.

Right. And I'm sure you're interested in his opinions on who you're committed to and how you live your life behind closed doors too, yeah? How does anyone else's private life impact your existence? Oh wait, it doesn't? Yeah, thought not.

We're all so much better off for knowing this.

Wow. 'Merica.

Ah yes. Adam Carolla. A bastion of intelligent discourse. He should stick to late night sex questions.