wow, great pull!

I also like the picture of the gun. Like, “This is a gun, not terribly dissimilar from the one our client used to kill Travon Martin! Ironic, isn’t it!? What a world. Anyhoo, he smoked pot and stuff, please be lenient.”

No, no, no, DON’T SHOOT! I was just using that as an interjection! (whew)

Good move, Zimmerman family. It’s probably tough, because you’d like to do SOMETHING to hurt Trayvon Martin. ANYTHING. But, dammit, you already killed him. Shoot! (no pun intended) Well, at least you can try to damage the kid’s character still! Really impressive PR move, guys. *golf clap*

what, no “veni, vidi, vd?”“

And the same goes to the author of this article. “Whether he plays down his temperance for commercial appeal or because he doesn’t feel like being an alienating prick is still a mystery.” Really? How about because it’s irrelevant? Or…how about because it’s as relevant as he wants it to be. Talking about temperance would make him an alienating prick!? This little sentence says a whole hell of a lot more about the author than it does about Macklemore.

Noisey’s Jeremy Gordon is really way off, in that case. Just because Macklemore isn’t drunk doesn’t mean he can’t have fun with a crowd that is, or wants to be. Macklemore’s reason for not being drunk doesn’t have to be your reason. I really don’t get how it’s “philosophically disappointing” to talk about his sobriety and the issues that some other people face while still enjoying the fact that some people use alcohol or drugs without the same consequences. If anything is “philosophically disappointing,” it’s Jeremy Gordon’s apparent need to push everyone into a box: either sober or drunk, and never the twain shall meet.

Metallica’s Master of Puppets *took* my virginity, and I’ve never been the same since.

i briefly thought it said that the school had banned them from PORN, and didn’t really notice my error until the misspelling of “commencement.”

his real name is shepard fieri, but he changed it to avoid embarrassment