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You know how it is, you're up late at a bangin' party
Stumble home in the early hours
Sleep the best sleep of your life
...So good that you sleep right through the alarm
No sweat, you'll be there in minutes
...If you're in shape.
So you hop on your scooter
Or your skateboard
Or just strap on your rollerskates
If you've got your own car, that helps
Otherwise you might have to take the subway
Or hitch a ride with a passing bicycle
And accept you're not going to arrive in style, like this
After all, this is the daily commute, not some kind of skiing holiday
You hope you can sneak in without being noticed
But your boss notices everything.
Maybe it's time to start working from home.
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