1. Talk about how desperate you are to be with someone. ANYone.
3. Start building a personality for your date.
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5. Describe your perfect date. Make it…special.
6. Get a bunch of random friends to crash the date.
8. Order a food that’s disgusting to watch someone eat.
10. Critique other couples on dates.
Throw in a “We’re the hottest couple here, for sure.”
11. Get offended and storm out.
Ooh! And throw a drink in their face! Always wanted to do that…