Were they running low on cool people to do this demonstration? This guy should be demonstrating paper shredders not swords. Just saying.

When the Zombies come you’re gonna wish you had one….

That was fucking badass

I hope they ate ALL that meat… i’m so damn hungry right now.

so much…pent-up fury.

don’t go larping with that guy

He needs to take 10-12 inches off the sword and add 3 or 4 to his tie.

Holy shit! I want one! Does it come with a sign for my front door that says, “PLEASE break in this house, motherfucker!”? I’ll need that.

I can’t shake that picture of Indiana Jones shooting that sword guy in the Lost Arc

I for one, have not continued to overlook the efficiency, power nor even the majesty of this gigantic meat cleaver.

I, for one, was going to welcome our porcine overlords…but no more.

Nothing evokes the fury of the barbarian kings of old Europe quite like safety goggles.

I wonder if PETA has a problem with this

At 4:00: “And I shall call thee balloon slayers!”

I love the meat filled boots at 3:00

The one guy really, really likes to pose with it.

“That’s what a great sword is all about, deep penetration.” How long until the first remix where some dude pops out after 30 seconds with a gun a shoots them. Take that sword douche!

HOW quick can it cut the toes off my boots filled with meat? SIGN ME UP!

if we see people going to markets hashing off at the frozen meat section, we know why.