1. 'Your ex is here. Don't look.'
2. 'Pint?' ...'Pint'
3. 'Caution: I had a tough day at work'
4. 'I love ya bro, but there's no way I'm saying it.'
5. 'Did we go to school with him?'
6. 'I've just remembered what I did last night.'
7. 'I need someone to laugh at my joke.'
8. 'I'm not listening to you - too busy eating.'
9. 'I'm Facebook stalking. Guess who.'
10. 'Mission accomplished - see you tomorrow'
Keep an eye out for your mates: it's always a good call with Foster's.
