1. It’s fussy and demanding.
“Feed me! I’m almost on empty!”
2. It’s always getting scrapes and bruises.
Except a scrape is a little more expensive when it’s your car.
4. It likes to play dress-up.
How else are cars supposed to stay warm?
7. It’s very sensitive and delicate.
Your car is your baby, you have to take care of it!
8. It loves the water.
It may not be a pool or the beach, but car-washes are pretty darn fun.
9. It loves playing in the snow.
You, not so much.