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I was born in Mandan, ND, and raised in Keystone, SD. This is spot-on. I live in Texas now and I always get ridiculously excited when I see a North Dakota license plate. “HI!! ARE WE RELATED?? WE’RE PROBABLY COUSINS!!!” It makes things very awkward, very fast.
When my son was three he liked to collect acorns in a plastic bag and carry it around with him. We were in a store and I stopped by a free sample station to try some soup. The lady handing out samples noticed the bag of acorns my son was clutching and asked him what it was. He yelled out “IT’S MY NUT SACK! I CARRY MY NUTS IN IT!”
Needs more corypoppins.
It’s disturbing how accurate this is. Get out of my head, you bastards!
Response to Which Cereal Should You Feed To Ryan Gosling?:
RIP Ryan McHenry.
Response to 10 Questions Australians Have For The U.S.:
This is the best thing I’ve read all day.
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