I want all of them. Breakfast should be eaten as a feast.

I'm 40 soon :(. I remember as a child going to my uncles 40th birthday. He's 70 now. I feel the passage of time.

God help that girl.

I seriously doubt someones penis is only 3 inches. I have no words for how horrible and mean spirited this is. If he is a woman beater, he deserves to be named and shamed, the rest are just horrible.

Now, that IS hilarious.

I kind of found it……. boring. So boring, reading it was a chore. It took me about a week to finish it, I don't hate myself enough to read the second one.

Americans do ramble on a bit.

Why do people have to hide their drugs and alcohol. You can't abstain from consuming until you get home?

Shouldn't they be covered, on the outside, with some form of cream cheese?

They do have the cutest babies.