Seriously, why is the world freaking out over this persons tits? Get a grip.

How many freedoms and rights have YOU lost as an individual because of 9/11 and the War on Terror? Now tell me it isn’t an inside job.

You aren’t defined by your sexual orientation. I’m so sick of the people on this bandwagon.  I stand for something. Everyone, look at me!

Good. I’m glad other people are choosing not to have kids. It means my children have more space to grow. Please, take heed and don’t have kids.

Becoming a mother really shifts your perspective. I now believe I have it all. My children are a real joy to me, and when they grow up, I will find something that keeps me busy.

Pulease. The Windsors? Whats your fascination with these inbred leeches?

Kangaroos are jerks.

The paparazzi are scum. They taunt celebrities, and laugh at them when they snap.

I can’t watch the video. This makes me ill.  One day these kids will grow up, realise what they’ve done and regret.