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    A Day In The Life Of Charlie Crist

    Charlie's daily routine.

    8:00 AM: Wake up.

    8:30 AM: Stare at reflection in mirror.

    9:00 AM: Climb into tanning bed.

    9:45 AM: Get dressed & slap on swanky Rolex.

    10:00 AM: Chug Redbull

    10:15 AM: Read a chapter of his book.

    11:00 AM: Search Zillow for the latest beachfront rental properties.

    11:15 AM: Shoot Obama a text.

    11:45 AM: Ignore Nan Rich's phone call.

    12:30 PM: Eat the first & only meal of the day.

    1:20 PM: Chug Redbull #2.

    2:00 PM: Hop in white limo and head to the airport.

    3:00 PM: Climb aboard a private plane.

    4:30 PM: Visit Jim Greer.

    6:15 PM: Chug Red Bull #3.

    6:30 PM: Show up to fundraiser.

    7:00 PM: Hug at least 23 people while he's there.

    9:00 PM: Go home and brainstorm more lies.

    2:00 AM: Finally call it a night.