NEW ‘MAGIC MIKE’ SHIRTLESS PHOTO TEASER: ALEX PETTYFER, KEVIN NASH AND ADAM RODRIGUEZ

Please go to the left line for the pork dinner. Far right for the chicken. Head to the middle for BEEF AND BISCUITS! Hello, CSI hot piece Adam Rodriguez, standing shirtless at center. In the words of the great philosopher Latrice Royale: Jesus is a biscuit… let him sop you up. Former WWE wrestler Kevin Nash, at left, and Alex Pettyfer round out the man buffet seen here on stage in the latest shirtless teaser photo for male stripper flick Magic Mike, in theaters July 29. Keep them coming! Here’s a synopsis: Inspired by real events in star Channing Tatum’s life, “Magic Mike” tells the story of a young male stripper (Alex Pettyfer) who is taken under the wing by his older colleagues as he, um, rises in the business. “Mike” will also feature “True Blood’s” Joe Manganiello as Big Dick Richie and Matthew McConaughey as the veteran Dallas.