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18 Ways Being A Science Student Changes You Forever

Hypothesis: Scientists are the best. Experiment: No need of course we are.

1. You find you still apply the same scientific logic to a lot of areas of your life.

2. You can get a bit pedantic about a lot of things.

3. It is really really hard not to point out the scientific mistakes in films.

4. When people say the word "chemicals" to mean unhealthy additives, you instantly judge them.

5. You have a very high tolerance for boredom.

6. You feel ashamed if someone asks a science question and you don't know the answer.

7. But there are some things you don't think you'll ever forget.

8. You know all sciences were not born equal.

9. But all sciences command more respect than those artsy people.

10. You have no sympathy when people complain about having to write essays on actually interesting topics.

11. It pains you a little bit when people actually believe horoscopes.

12. After someone has said they are skeptical of evolution or climate change you can't take them seriously anymore.

13. You are exceptionally good at pouring.

14. Science jokes are the best jokes, and anyone who doesn't get them is obviously a loser.

15. After all the health and safety you've sat through, everyday life starts too look more hazardous.

16. Drinking out of science glassware > drinking out of regular glasses.

17. You aren't afraid of a challenge.

18. And you never stop being amazed at the wonders of SCIENCE.