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14 Types Of Post-Referendum Hangover Illustrated By Highland Cattle

Whatever happens in Scotland, just hope you don't feel as bad as these poor cows.

If it's Yes...

1. The "oh my fuck we've ditched the union" hangover.

2. The "what country am I even in right now?" hangover.

3. The "fucking hell, what if we can't join the EU?" hangover.

4. The "we should probably return those nukes" hangover.

5. The "my mouth tastes like crap, pass me the Irn-Bru" hangover.

6. The "surely we don't have to go to work today" hangover.

7. The "I simply can't face renegotiating thousands of international treaties this morning" hangover.

8. The "O FLOWER OF SCOTLAND... still drunk... WHEN WILL WE SEE YOUR LIKES AGAIN" hangover

And if it's No...

9. The "well, that was a waste of everyone's time" hangover.

10. The "oh shit, we're stuck with that dishfaced bastard" hangover.

11. The "never drinking whisky again" hangover.

12. The "I regret shouting at my mum about currency unions" hangover.

13. The "quite frankly I'm relieved that's over" hangover.

14. The "great, now I'm going to feel this way for the next 300 years" hangover.