1. "Someone's mum brought a crate of alcopops to a 14th birthday party" drunk.
2. "Drank half an inch of every spirit in my parents' drinks cabinet, including several weird European ones that no one has touched in 15 years" drunk.
3. "Mum said I can have 'one drink' on the open bar at Cousin Mary's wedding" drunk.
4. "Sharing bottle, PFFTTTTT" drunk.
5. "It's definitely too cold to drink in a park, but we have nowhere else to go" drunk.
6. "It's the first day of May and we will have a BBQ, but you'll need to get wasted so you don't mind the sleet so much" drunk.
7. "Let's down three cans of K cider before we go to the local underage night club" drunk.
8. "Lambrini just tastes like juice, but is actually surprisingly strong" drunk.
9. "Managed to buy some Glen's from the corner shop that doesn't give a shit about ID" drunk.
10. "Not as drunk as I thought I'd be because I didn't realise Vodkat was only 20%" drunk.
11. "Too drunk to get into the club because I hit the journey juice too hard" drunk.
12. "I don't remember anything after the Jägerbombs" drunk.
13. "Knock-off Apple Sourz tastes the same but gives you twice the hangover" drunk.
14. "Is blue vomit healthy?" drunk.
15. "The only time it's acceptable to drink pre-mixed G&Ts is on the train" drunk.
16. "If there are complimentary mini spirits on this plane then I will take the absolute piss" drunk.
17. "Went for a cheeky Wetherspoon's work lunch and couldn't resist the beer and a burger deal" drunk.
Cant go wrong with a burger and a beer good old wetherspoons:)
18. "Accidentally drank a pitcher of Woo Woo at after-work drinks and told everyone who I hate" drunk.
19. "Drank and ate so much that I think I'm developing gout, and then someone brings out the cheese" drunk.
20. "We went to the pub at 3pm for a hungover roast and stayed 'til closing" drunk.
21. "Got so into '500 Miles' at karaoke that I couldn't speak for three days" drunk.
22. "I'm never drinking again" drunk.
