Buzz·Posted on 14 Jan 201633 Tweets About Being A Lesbian That Will Make You Wet Yourself... With LaughterLesbian mating call: Cat hairs on your black shirt.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On dating: Helena @helenaolee In the lesbian world, its quite normal to end up being friends with&/or dating your ex's ex bae's ex girlfriend's ex who dated the first ex. 09:46 PM - 23 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Denise @LesbianLounge A Subtle Lesbian Mating Call: cat hairs on your black shirt. 08:31 AM - 22 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. HER @HerSocialApp Friends: (Trying to get you to date every lesbian they know) Me: 11:33 PM - 08 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The Hungarian Girl @funsponging Most lesbian moment of 2015 so far: Arrive at date's house at the same time as a delivery guy, who is delivering her a new cat litter tray. 04:09 PM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ells @eleanxr___ they can't really do a lesbian take me out because half of them would have slept with or know each other already 12:17 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On fashion: Carrie Wicks @wicksicle Today I bought a handful of shirts in the 12 year old boy section of old navy #lesbianproblems 10:56 PM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Megan G @megan_notmeg It's cool that lesbian chic is in bc I can buy all these flannels, but now I can't tell if ya girl is gay or just trendy. It's anarchy. 10:32 PM - 02 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito Lesbians: the old men of women 06:45 AM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. I am coNFUSION @suburbianite THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME IN THE WAITING ROOM OF THE TYRE SHOP IS WEARING THE SAME LESBIAN SANDALS AS ME 02:07 AM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ells @eleanxr___ Lesbian problem: your girlfriend wanting all your clothes 05:57 PM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. maddiii @xo_maddieleigh worst thing bout being in a lesbian relationship is the fact that you always end up wearing the same fucking flannels 03:53 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On periods: Brittany Ashley @britt27ash My period is synced with my girlfriend's which means we both question our relationship and existence around the exact same time each month! 04:26 AM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jay @gayyjay Period period, go away I really don't need this shit, I'm gay. - A lesbian poem. 12:50 AM - 28 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jami Smith @jamismithcomic You'd think this bow tie would let me skip a few periods. 05:24 AM - 05 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On straight people: Ernesto @airinhey Straight girl- "ugh I should just be a lesbian, things would be so much easier" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT'S WHAT U THINK FAM 10:56 PM - 08 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sam Del Rey @Sambamxoxox "if I was gay I would date you" - a sentence said by pretty much every straight girl to a lesbian 05:05 AM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Common Gay Boy @CGBPosts *to a straight couple* which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian??? 01:36 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. XKYLER @xkylerx_ "Why do lesbians look like men?" why do u look like shit? 01:58 AM - 19 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson What she says: "I'm a lesbian and I love my girlfriend." What he hears: "Wanna have a threesome?" 07:18 AM - 11 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On seeing other lesbians: girls @chillsurfboard When you see another lesbian in public 10:26 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. alix with an i @8itchf4ce literally me when I see a lesbian 06:57 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On lesbians in the media: V @neptunusrose OKAY GUYS BUT WE ALL KNOW THE LESBIAN CHARACTER WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE TO DIE 04:32 PM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. ♡ Pinkie Posh ♡ @PrincessPinkie Description for every lesbian film: "In this taboo romance.." 03:53 AM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. TED @HilariousTed If you faceswap Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, they look like a cute lesbian couple 😂 02:46 AM - 08 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Gay Women @GayWomenChannel Happy #InternationalLesbianDay! Today we are lesbians, tomorrow we go back to being gal pals. 01:58 PM - 08 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Brittani Nichols @BisHilarious if dudes wear flip flops the media will call them gay but women could have their fist inside a vagina at Walmart and they'd be best friends 11:35 PM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. On growing up gay: Ha! Gaaaaaayyy @7thousand_words When your parents say "You can only talk to girls on the phone." But didn't know you were a lesbian. 05:18 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Jay @gayyjay Me at 13, versus me now. #GrowingUpGay 01:27 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. On sex: Lianna Carrera @LiannaC you guys, people use AA batteries for things other than vibrators, right? So I can stop telling the cashier they are for a friend?? 02:48 PM - 04 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. lil bean @justpIatonic when you're talking to a girl and things start getting serious... 12:39 AM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Tricia @Im_Tricia Such a double standard between men & women, like when men have sex with lots of women they're "players," but when I do it I'm a "lesbian." 02:13 AM - 04 Oct 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. On religion: Sc: trueesoulchild @peaceandSOUL #GrowingUpLesbian when you're a tomboy & your mom forces you to wear a dress to church 08:57 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Sabrina Jalees @SabrinaJalees I believe God created Adam and Eve, Adam and Steve, and the less talked about lesbian couple Judy and Sheila who mostly kept to themselves. 03:23 AM - 20 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite