1. Sometimes you feel alone in this world. Everyone else is living their happy lives and you are just noticing all the dirt.
2. Do other people just not see the cutlery dividers, or do they throw caution to the wind and refuse to obey them?
3. Do the people who threw these cigarette butts believe in fairies? Because who else do they think is going to pick them up?
4. Do other people not realise that systems and organisation exist to make your life easier?
5. Order makes you calm, and when it is broken you can't relax.
6. You're in a constant state of suppressing the nagging.
7. And it's hard for you not judge people on the state of their homes.
8. You like there to be a place for everything, and that place is never randomly in the middle of the room.
9. You don't understand why someone would leave a surface like this.
10. Even when people do try to help out, they rarely do it to your standards.
11. The temptation to be passive-aggressive is strong.
12. Sometimes you just think people are way too lazy.
13. But other times you think people must just be walking round in a daze.
My dad put an empty pizza box back in the fridge!!! NOW IM MAD! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!#NowImMad
Because no one is so lazy they put an empty container back in the fridge, SURELY?
14. People who don't use sheets on their beds need to be stripped of their adulthoods.
15. You know this is no way to live.
16. It troubles you when people insist on touching clean things with their dirty fingers.
17. You often feel physically repulsed by things that other people seem to be cool with just living with.
why we have such a housemate...what a mess...no brain at all..really can't read his mind
Soggy food bits in sinks are the stuff of nightmares.
18. And mould probably gives you nightmares.
19. And yet it always seems to be you who has to tackle it.
20. Sometimes doubt hits you and you think maybe you should take a chill pill and embrace the mess.
21. But then you come to your senses and realise you deserve to live in a perfectly clean paradise.
