1. Having cold arms.
2. And then looking like this when you're trying to keep your arms warm.
3. Coming in from a night out in Chelsea and waking up your dad by knocking over your skis.
4. Deciding whether it will be tweed weather or not.
5. Not having a boat any more.
6. Growing up with limited resources.
7. When ready meals don't have Aga instructions.
8. Not being able to choose the right colour trouser for the right occasion.
9. So many hues, so little time.
10. Having wonky wellies.
11. When you can't fit your hat into your Grand National selfie.
12. When your hair is so big and luscious it steals the limelight in your selfies.
13. Forgetting to bring champagne glasses to uni.
14. Losing your signet ring out on the lash.
15. The shame when you're so hungover from Mahiki that you accidentally go to brunch in two different colours of boat shoe.
16. When your chocolate lab ruins your favourite pair of boat shoes.
17. When you accidentally wear the same outfit as your dad.
18. Going too hard the night before and chundering at ruggers.
19. When your Jack Wills obsession gets a little out of hand.
20. When even the sky tries to be rah.
21. When you actually end a sentence with rah.
Honestly can't be arsed to go back to uni, rah