1. U-haul lesbians are not just a mythical stereotype.
2. The six degrees of separation rule doesn't apply to lesbians; it's three degrees of separation if you're lucky.
3. And that's because there are only actually four lesbians in the entire world.
4. There are two main lesbian tribes: cat lesbians and dog lesbians.
5. H&M has a lesbian corner where they keep all the plaid shirts and practical jumpers.
@tmtaylo Hey look, did you know that H&M has a #lesbian section? Well they do, and I found it.
And other shops should do the same.
6. Accidental twinning is real and it is dangerous.
7. Period syncing is a sign of true love.
8. But the practicality doesn't make up for you both questioning your entire relationship and existence at the same time each month.
9. Dating women isn't any simpler than dating men.
10. But lesbians always reply to texts on time.
11. When straight people ask, "who's the man?" what they're really asking is, "who wears the strap-on?"
12. Lesbian sex in porn is all wrong because they all have the longest nails imaginable.
13. Sexuality is fluid, but the guys who think they can "turn you straight" are the last people on the planet you would sleep with.
14. The men who say "lesbians can't have sex" always change their mind when their girlfriend actually cheats on them with a woman.
15. Telling a guy you're a lesbian never makes them leave you alone.
16. Lesbian characters on TV always die first.
17. There are only three good lesbian movies.
18. Being a lesbian is actually the best.
