1. Over plucking your eyebrows into the shape of sperms.
2. Or shaving them off entirely and drawing new ones on.
3. Wearing the wrong foundation for your skin tone.
And trying to desperately rub the telltale jaw line tide away.
So much lip gloss, so little eye brow.
And trying to desperately rub the telltale jaw line tide away.
Which would smudge halfway down your face within the first hour.
Which is guaranteed to travel down your face throughout the day.
Which made your sheets all gritty if you didn't shower before bed.
And it looking nothing like this.
Most things were covered in glitter pre-2010.
So it felt almost unbearably sticking, and you'd end up licking it all off in an hour anyway.
But they didn't really work and just made your lips sting a bit.
Probably with some clear gloss over the top.
And then having it slowly crumble down your face all day.
For reasons yet to be discovered.
Or faking this look with Tipex when you got bored at school.
Thank god for brushes and blenders.