Amazing you said that. I was on vacation recently and saw a whole flock of geese grazing. I’m from Florida, not the mountains, so the sense of scale was throwing me off like crazy. Anyway, suffice to say, for a second, what I saw was a field of veliciraptor silhouettes and it kinda blew my mind for a second before the picture made sense.

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Wow, quintuple lapels all up in this bitch.

I keep seeing things referencing drinking outdoors and I feel like it’s one of those romance movie tropes that doesn’t actually exist. I mean, honestly, is there ANYWHERE you can drink outdoors (save your own yard) and not get ticketed or arrested? Unless it’s some kind of event, I really don’t think so.

Most of these things can be avoided by just making sensible choices. But you got me on that last one. :-( It’s some bullshit for sure.

“Hello, this is Ira Glass, and This American Life, and you just read this in my voice.”

The CIA: concerned about facts.

First ya gotta get some cocaine and some baking soda.
And I think I tasted egg and nutmeg in there.

Yes, please insist how I must act just like you or you can no longer understand the world. Tool

Look… I don’t wanna touch you. Period. S’ok. No offense. Just don’t touch me.

Number six is most important. Build a schedule. Follow it. You never have to guess what you’re doing. That first month is the hardest and you’ll need all your concentration to just make it. But awww yeah four weeks in.

Man… Americans in the 50s could NOT cook. A can of this and a can of that… no ingredients, just combined pre-packaged crap. And if you think the FDA is barely effective now…

Oh lord, Warsaw to Chicago.

Great stuff.
Looks like it’d be hell to dust though.

Because Warcraft Wives are usually already married.

Then you’ll hate all of these. Most shouldn’t be attempted once you’re over, say, 25, because you’ll have passed most of the authors in maturity.

Eff Gaiman and his knock-off kid-lit.
He should stick to being a visual artist. His writing stinks.

Ha! Seriously?

KILLDOZER or GTFO.

5K for a tracked ATV? My truck costs more than that!