• 1. Fozzy Bear: Freddy Rumsen

    Remember that episode last season where Rumsen played Mozart on his zipper? Wocka wocka wocka.

  • 2. Prairie Dawn: Peggy Olson

    Smart, detail-oriented, and a gifted writer with big career aspirations. A fan of bows.

  • 3. Grover: Pete Campbell

    Frequently annoys his superiors. Believes that he’s cute and multi-talented.

  • 4. Miss Piggy: Joan Holloway

    Mean, manipulative, bossy, and fabulous. Likes diamonds and being the center of attention. Hides insecurity with false bravado.

  • 5. Oscar the Grouch: Don Draper

    Perpetually grumpy. Tends to snarl when people invade his personal space and hates being woken from naps. Has a rocky relationship with his significant other.