I feel dumber for having watched this.

How did this fool get to his position? How disgusting.

Did… did he spend five minutes of rambling to say “let's stop wasting time.” This man should demand a refund; the doctor clearly botched his lobotomy.

So that's what happened to Pootie Tang…

I can tell this man genuinely loves taxi drivers.

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In fairness, tassi driber heestory beel seenyeor ceeteezeen Niagara Paul. So yeah.

“to show the people of New York how business are done”. Seriously? I know that we live in a great melting pot of a country, but if you're going to work in a profession that by and large requires you to be well spoken, learn how to fucking speak. If this was a native English speaker (which if he is…well…God help us :P ), people wouldn't let him near anything politics after he showed his “wonderful” public speaking ability.

Not really helping the whole “black people are not homophobic” stereotpye being the only dem voting against gay marriage.

How incompetent was the guy who ran against this guy in the election?

“Senator Diaz, the order council would request an explanation for what the fuck you're discussing, as it does not appear to pertain in any way to what we're discussing.”