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    17 Completely Absurd Patron Saints That Actually Exist

    These are the kind of saints who we should be invoking on a day-to-day basis. You know, grab a few beers with Saint Bibiana, go on a vacation in the Alps with Bernard of Menthon. These guys are the chillest of the saints, if not somewhat questionable.

    Josh Fjelstad
    by Josh Fjelstad

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    1. Saint Apollonia

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of dentists.

    2. Saint Matthew

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of accountant, tax collectors.

    3. Ivo of Kermartin

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of lawyers.

    4. Bernard of Menthon

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of mountaineers, skiers.

    5. Saint Ambrose

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of beekeepers.

    6. Saint Cajetan

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of gamblers, the unemployed.

    7. Saint Columbanus

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of motorcyclists.

    8. Saint Fiacre

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of taxi drivers, gardeners, STDs.

    9. Saint Christopher

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of bachelors.

    10. Saint Genesius (Maritinus)

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of plumbers, actors, clowns, torture victims.

    11. Saint Gummarus

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of lumberjacks, separated spouses.

    12. Honoratus (Honorius) of Amiens

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of bakers.

    13. Saint Lidwina

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of ice skaters.

    14. Saint Drogo

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of coffee shop owners.

    15. Saint Malo

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of pigkeepers.

    16. Saint Bibiana

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of hangovers.

    17. Saint Roch

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Patron saint of second-hand dealers, gravediggers.